Translate this very shot story to spanish? Pretty easy... by the way?

...visited the city of mexico yesterday. We went to talk to interview him and this is what we learned. The 2 headed man is from Texas. He loves football and to eat ice cream. He gets all the hot girls but today he has a different story to tell. Last year, he was the leading scorer on his soccer team. But when the championship was here, he broke his leg and couldnt play. Afterwards, he decided to train very hard for the next year. Lucky him, his team, the Texas Achiladas made it to the championship again. they were to play new castle from england. The game came down to the last minute. The two headed man, used both of his heads to hit the ball into the goal to win the game for the Texas Anchiladas. Afterwards, the two headed man got many hot ladys and had a party at his gigantic house here in Mexico City. Adios!